"Points saved all of my marriages.”
                           Marvin Hartwick

“We both read the book . . . he even complimented my new shoes even though I was just pumicing my bunions.”
             Sarah Elizabeth Ruth-Davies-Smith

“I bought Points and hid it in his underwear drawer so he would think he was hiding it from me. Suddenly, my vacuum cleaner plug was fixed and he brought home a small bouquet of mums from the supermarket which I put in a pretty vase when he went back for the low fat milk. Is this too long? I think it's too long. I can do it over if it's too long." 
                     Sadie S. Millstein (not my real name)